The Amazing Adventures of Jelly and Her Super Saftey Pins

Summer Vaca!

safteypin — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:10:46 +0000

So, today was my last day of school, and I’m pretty happy about that. It was only a two-hour day. For the first hour, we had homeroom. That was when Priscilla told me that she had three dreams about me (which is only slightly creepy) and the one was insane… well, they all were, but this one was the most insane. Here it is:

Priscilla and I were in a racecar, and I was driving (which is pretty scary in itself). We were driving at -quote- seventy-hundred miles per hour -unquote- and suddenly the road turned straight up. We kept going up until we reached outer space. That’s when our car ran out of gas. Priscilla started yelling at me and we were arguing about not having gas. So, we got out and pushed the car (yes, in space) to the nearest gas station (yes, in space). There, the guy who worked there told us to pay in croutons (the salad topping) and we didn’t have any, so we called Demi. “Do you have any Priscilla asked and Demi checked, and her fridge was filled with croutons (even though you don’t keep croutons in the fridge). She and Ashley drove them up to us and we got gas. As we were driving, Demi says, “Guess what, I’m pregnant!” and they Ashley says, “Me too!” But then Demi was never pregnant, and Ashley still was. And it was my baby (even though we aren’t dating in real life)! But then Bleeker (from Juno) comes out of no where and says that it’s his baby. So then I’m yelling at Ashley for cheating on me and Juno is yelling at Bleeker for cheating on her. Then the baby is born and it’s a wizard and it’s blowing things up, so it’s Harry Potter’s baby! But then we have a blood test and it is really Voldemort’s baby, but the machine was wrong because apparently that’s impossible. So, we all go to this giant, hi-tech, blood-test machine. So it is checking all the possibilities and it’s going really fast, then when it slows, it says George W. Bush is the father! So I’m like, “So the baby is stupid?” and Priscilla’s like, “Yes.” But the machine hadn’t stopped (just slowed), but when it stops it says that the father is Zach Efron! Which is totally crazy because Ashley hates him. Then Priscilla woke up.

Draco Malfoy and someone else were in there somewhere, but I don’t remember where. I still think it was my baby, but whatever.

Speaking of babies, we went to Hershey Park and I found a little stuffed penguin on the ground so his name is Steve and he is Ashley and my baby. Also, I screamed on the tilt-a-whirl, got proposed to and fought over in the kissing tower, had road-rage issues on the bumper cars, drove all around Pennsylvania in five minutes, ate tons of dippin’ dots, was all alone on a bus, then was squished on a bus, found out I’ve been married to Ashley for three years, shared chicken with a vegetarian, got splashed outside of a splash zone, saw seals, returned a shirt for a friend, lost at a giant claw machine, wanted an airbrush shirt, watched my friend get a henna, shared drinks with almost everyone, had a groupie of six, fought over a friend, spent my dad’s money, drank soda and ate dippin’ dots really fast, and used the buddy system!

This summer I’m going to watch tons of videos, roleplay, blog, skateboard, do homework, work at burger king, organize my room, and go to the mall. So byes!

-Jelly & the beach pins

OMG This is new

safteypin — Sat, 24 May 2008 03:04:05 +0000

A new feeling at least. I could feel my face heating up. I giggled. I even twisted my hair. Since when do I twist my hair? That is all that I can really say (the cause of this feeling may be reading this, maybe).

Anyway, I went to the mall today. I poked Tyler, stared at the same clips for about an hour, and bought a shirt. Now I’m painting my nail and blogging at the same time! Aren’t I amazing? Actually it is really hard, so I am going to stop blogging, sorry.

-Jelloooo

Smile… You’ve seen my dollar

safteypin — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:23:11 +0000

Okay, quite recently, I started to draw a smiley on all my cash ( :] ). At first it was just because I was bored, then I thought “If I spend these then somehow end up with one of them back, then I would know it was mine!” So now I am going to put a smiley on all my cash. I think it would be really cool if my readers (however few of you there are) did too. Then I would get change back and be like “O-M-G-! One of my readers owned this dollar!” And then I would post here about (with a picture) and then you would know it was yours and comment, and the circle would go on forever. Put smileys on your cash!

-J&Ps

P.s.: It stopped raining.

Rain drops

safteypin — Tue, 20 May 2008 20:18:55 +0000

It’s raining… again. The rain calms me actually. I took tons of pictures of the rain too.

In other news, my friend’s house was broken into, but nothing was stolen. The people slipped out the back door when my friend came through the front.

I have so much to write, but the lights just flickered and the storm is getting worse. That means that I have to turn my computer off. I guess I’ll post again when the rain stops (probably in a couple days).

- Jelly in the rain and slowly rusting pins

Happy Surrogate Birthday!

safteypin — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:47:26 +0000

Jelly here, posting on my surrogate birthday in the comfort of my lovely school. Second period, 9:21am, study, BLOG TIME! Okay, so on to my surrogate birthday; it isn’ my actual birthday (that’s the twenty-fourth of June) it is simply a day to celebrate my birthday before school lets out (on June fourth). So far, I got two books, two packs of tic-tacs, and a card (and I’ll probably get a balloon sometime during fifth period). I’m not going to get money or anything (not my real birthday, remember?), but I am excited, nonetheless.

Enough of my surrogate birthday. I have plans tonight! It feels like forever since I’ve been to the mall on a Friday night. I did go to he mall yesterday, but it doesn’t count because yesterday was Thursday… and I was with my mom. She bought me two books (gifts for other people D= ) and two pairs of shorts (for Hershey Park). Speaking of Hershey Park…

On June Second, I’m going to Hershey Park! Should I wear a bathing suit under my clothing? Will I need one? Oh well, I’ll decide later, for now I have to go.

–Jelly out.

Peace, Love, & Cheap DVDs

safteypin — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:46:55 +0000

Gym is over forever. It officially ended today and I am ecstatic. They only bad part is the fact that we had to clean out our gym lockers. So, I go down to the locker room, unlock my locker and peek inside. What do I see? My yoga mat! We used them in gym way back in the second quarter. I brought the big pink thing home and laid it out on my bedroom floor. I searched in my desk to find the little freebie yoga DVD that the came with the mat. I shoved it into my computer and get myself ready for some serious relaxation. I got the opposite; the whole DVD was filled with information on types of meditations and yogas, but there wasn’t any “how to’s” or anything. I was not happy.

What I did decide was that I want a zen garden.

–Jelly & her peacful pins

Updates & Love

safteypin — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:50:19 +0000

OMG! I totally haven’t posted in a while!! Okay, hyper cheerleader mode over. I am going to talk about my weekend. Thursday is a total blur. Wait! I remember; I went to my Nannan’s house and ate her AMAZING food (which happened to be even better the third time I ate it – leftovers). Then on Friday I went into school with my mother (teacher) and made all her sixth-graders feel stupid. The good thing is that I no longer look like a ten-year-old… now I’m a TWELVE-year-old!!! Later that night my parents went out and my brother and I watched Cloverfield. He spent all the money that my dad gave him for food so I starved (and made mac and cheese). Saturday was my cousin’s Communion and his party. Then Sunday was just blah. More on all that later, but right now I have to get to class.

– J&pins

Imagine this…

safteypin — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:02:36 +0000

Okay, imagine an extremely elderly British woman singing Patty Cake while simultaneously jumping up and down and clapping her hands. It was quite a sight to see.

Sorry, but that’s all I have to say.

–Jelly and her super saftey pins

E for emotional

safteypin — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:51:09 +0000

I just took a quiz and it says I’m emo:

“You are pretty emo. You understand the deep thought-provoking stylings of Brand New and can appreciate the words ‘The quiet things that no one ever knows’. You probably have thick weezer glasses as well as a messenger bag to carry all your music and unsent love notes in. Last but not least, you have tight, tight pants.”

I’m not sure what to think of that. It sounds kind of true. I can have deep thoughts, I have thick glasses, I carry a messenger bag, and I wear tight pants. Should I be content or offended?

-J & the pins

Smiles for WordPress

safteypin — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:09:19 +0000

Has anyone ever noticed the little smiley face at the bottom of every single WordPress blog? I was blog hopping when I first noticed it on some random blog. I was like “I wish my blog had that! It is so cute.” Then I continued blog hopping. All of a sudden, there it was! The little smiley was at the bottom of another blog. I went to a different one and checked the bottom. There it was! I was so jealous of that smiley and the blogs that had it. Then I thought “Maybe I do too.” So I quickly clicked the ‘Visit Site’ button and scrolled to the bottom of my blog. And it was there!

So happy smiley day and go look for the smiley.

– Jelly & the pins