The Amazing Adventures of Jelly and Her Super Saftey Pins

So, today was my last day of school, and I’m pretty happy about that. It was only a two-hour day. For the first hour, we had homeroom. That was when Priscilla told me that she had three dreams about me (which is only slightly creepy) and the one was insane… well, they all were, but this one was the most insane. Here it is:

Priscilla and I were in a racecar, and I was driving (which is pretty scary in itself). We were driving at -quote- seventy-hundred miles per hour -unquote- and suddenly the road turned straight up. We kept going up until we reached outer space. That’s when our car ran out of gas. Priscilla started yelling at me and we were arguing about not having gas. So, we got out and pushed the car (yes, in space) to the nearest gas station (yes, in space). There, the guy who worked there told us to pay in croutons (the salad topping) and we didn’t have any, so we called Demi. “Do you have any Priscilla asked and Demi checked, and her fridge was filled with croutons (even though you don’t keep croutons in the fridge). She and Ashley drove them up to us and we got gas. As we were driving, Demi says, “Guess what, I’m pregnant!” and they Ashley says, “Me too!” But then Demi was never pregnant, and Ashley still was. And it was my baby (even though we aren’t dating in real life)! But then Bleeker (from Juno) comes out of no where and says that it’s his baby. So then I’m yelling at Ashley for cheating on me and Juno is yelling at Bleeker for cheating on her. Then the baby is born and it’s a wizard and it’s blowing things up, so it’s Harry Potter’s baby! But then we have a blood test and it is really Voldemort’s baby, but the machine was wrong because apparently that’s impossible. So, we all go to this giant, hi-tech, blood-test machine. So it is checking all the possibilities and it’s going really fast, then when it slows, it says George W. Bush is the father! So I’m like, “So the baby is stupid?” and Priscilla’s like, “Yes.” But the machine hadn’t stopped (just slowed), but when it stops it says that the father is Zach Efron! Which is totally crazy because Ashley hates him. Then Priscilla woke up.

Draco Malfoy and someone else were in there somewhere, but I don’t remember where. I still think it was my baby, but whatever.

Speaking of babies, we went to Hershey Park and I found a little stuffed penguin on the ground so his name is Steve and he is Ashley and my baby. Also, I screamed on the tilt-a-whirl, got proposed to and fought over in the kissing tower, had road-rage issues on the bumper cars, drove all around Pennsylvania in five minutes, ate tons of dippin’ dots, was all alone on a bus, then was squished on a bus, found out I’ve been married to Ashley for three years, shared chicken with a vegetarian, got splashed outside of a splash zone, saw seals, returned a shirt for a friend, lost at a giant claw machine, wanted an airbrush shirt, watched my friend get a henna, shared drinks with almost everyone, had a groupie of six, fought over a friend, spent my dad’s money, drank soda and ate dippin’ dots really fast, and used the buddy system!

This summer I’m going to watch tons of videos, roleplay, blog, skateboard, do homework, work at burger king, organize my room, and go to the mall. So byes!

-Jelly & the beach pins